Oh, the single life. Because I am now married, and it is considered a sin to love or sleep with another person, unless I practice monogamy, I now live bicariously through my fabulous single friends. In a way, I'm kind of happy that I'm married, that way I don't have to deal with these guys trying to get you off with the touch of the send button, but I kinda wish that I was able to experience something like this....because, well....it's pretty damn funny!
OK. Sexting. The futuristic way to have phone sex. It's kind of a funny concept. Actually what's even funnier is the person sending the sext. I don't know. To me, that person is like a trashy sex novel author describing a sex scene. Maybe their mothers read one too many trashy Danielle Steel novels when they were pregnant with them. Just a theory.
Here's a great example::
"Yea, if ur at the
Hilton waitin for
me in sum sexy
heels, oils, sex
toys, porn and a
Laugh Out Loud! Yes, this is an ACTUAL sext from a friend's "friend." Crazy, huh?
It kind of makes you wonder. They get so descriptive in sexting you and how they want to do you and stuff, but can they practice what they preach....and then some?